Imagine: you are a celebrity, hounded by the press, by rabid fans, by sycophantic friends and relatives. You're tired, everything you've worked for has become empty and worthless. In the morning, whether to open your eyes or your wrists becomes a difficult decision. What to do? You call a professional. You call 'Death, Inc.'. In 1978, FBI Special Agent Patrice McCartney discovered what has come to be called Death, Inc., a subversive, underground organization that relocates celebrities and the affluent for a fee. While working on special assignment for President Carter investigating possible foul play on the death of former Vice President Hubert Humphrey, he discovered disturbing parallels between seemingly unrelated deaths: James Dean, John F. Kennedy, Jim Morrison, and Hubert Humphrey. Upon scientific handwriting analysis, he discovered that the coroner's death certificate signatures were identical matches. Furthermore, on various dates after their deaths, each of these celebrities were sighted at a particular bar in Nausau, Bahamas. Finally, the same cast of shadowy individuals can be picked out of the background of over 30 unrelated crime/death scene photos, some of which can be found on this site. Talk around the 'Bureau' transformed these shadowy individuals into what we now know as 'Death, Inc.' In 1980, Agent McCartney was transferred out of his special project for unspecified reasons. His work was filed and forgotten--until now. After much research, I've linked Belushi's, Cobain's, Princess Di's, Phil Hartman's and JFK Jr's deaths to the fabled Death Inc. Crystal Tickle, April 2007 Listen to Ms. Tickle's radio show, The Whole Truth, every Sunday on participating stations in your area.